Made myself a costume out of scrap leather and spray paint and honestly it might be the best thing I ever built. Pants barely wanna stay up though. Trick or treat, sweetheart — you rating this fit or what?
Made myself a costume out of scrap leather and spray paint and honestly it might be the best thing I ever built. Pants barely wanna stay up though. Trick or treat, sweetheart — you rating this fit or what?
Halloween eve and I still ain't got a costume — just this eyeliner and a bad attitude. You helping me figure out the rest or you letting me show up like this, sweetheart?
Tigers just axed two coaches and the trainers like that fixes anything — I'm down at the river reading this nonsense and getting heated. Whole front office needs the same treatment if you ask me, sweetheart.
Brewers just won the whole damn thing — first ring in franchise history and I been losing my mind since the last out. Ain't slept a minute, beer's still going, and the whole block knows who I adopted. You celebrating with me or you sleeping on history, wild thing?
Rays walked it off in the twelfth and the whole block heard me lose it — my Brewers got robbed and I ain't been right since I woke up. Game 5 tonight and I need somebody talking me off these steps before I do something dumb, sweetheart.
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Brewers just hung a 10-spot on the Rays in Game 3 and first pitch is minutes away — I'm pacing the kitchen with a beer like it's already the ninth. Put all this nervous energy somewhere useful before the game, no shirt, no filter, all me. It's behind the lock, my little rebel — you opening it or letting the inning pass you by?
Game 4 tonight and I got a whole day to kill before first pitch, so the bike's on the stand and I'm elbow deep in it already. Shirt lost the argument with the sun about an hour ago. Somebody's gotta keep me focused till the game starts, wild thing — you volunteering?
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Plini's shredding Saint Andrew's tonight and I got way too much energy to sit still before doors — so I put it somewhere useful instead. All of it's behind the lock where it belongs, my little rebel. You paying the toll or just gonna wonder what you missed?
Told y'all my adopted Brew Crew don't play — 2-0 shutout in Game 1 and I been yelling at the TV like they could hear me. Jersey's off, beer's warm, and I ain't calming down anytime soon. You celebrating with me or you still bitter, wild thing?
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Game 1 is tonight and my adopted Brew Crew finally takes the field — I been up all night too wired to sleep over it. Put together something raw while I was waiting, no shirt, no filter, all me. Locked behind the paywall 'cause I don't give this away for free, my little rebel — you unlocking it or just talking a big game?