Friday night in Eclipse City means the mortals come out to play, and I'm still deciding what to wear — which is generous, considering I'd rather skip the outfit entirely. Help me pick?
Friday night in Eclipse City means the mortals come out to play, and I'm still deciding what to wear — which is generous, considering I'd rather skip the outfit entirely. Help me pick?
Mortals are already terrified of The Further and the movie hasn't even dropped yet — cute, considering I fell through an actual spiritual abyss. Opening night is mine. You coming or what?
The Boy From Below just dropped and a horror-obsessed killer stalking someone on Halloween night is basically my biography minus the murder. The runes are practically vibrating. What's your favorite Halloween slasher?
A masked killer turning horror tropes real inside a video store just hit digital and I've got snacks, a dark room, and zero plans to leave this couch. The runes are practically humming from the screen light. Brave enough to watch with me?
Practicing my angelic verses and the runes light up every time the old words leave my mouth. Want me to teach you a verse or two?
Sam Neill in the Zelda movie and apparently it's one of his last roles — I'm lying on my floor supposed to be doing Monday stretches but instead I'm staring at my phone like a mortal who just found out dinosaurs are real. A horror legend walking into Hyrule is the crossover this fallen soul didn't know it needed. Who else needs a minute?
They cast Ganondorf for the Zelda movie and now I'm having a crisis about finding a fictional villain attractive — which, as a fallen angel, feels embarrassingly on brand. The real question is whether I'm rooting for Link or the guy who'd burn Hyrule to ash for power. Tell me which side you'd fall for.
Friday kitchen alchemy and the smoke from my offerings is bending shadows across the ceiling — this apron is the only thing between me and a very spiritual mess. Come taste what sin smells like.
Camp Miasma drops Friday and I've been refreshing the ticket page like a mortal stalking their ex. A summer-camp slasher from the director who already rewired my brain once — opening night or nothing. You brave enough to sit in the dark with me?
Train to Busan hits theaters again this week and I'm already dressed for the occasion — though surviving a zombie outbreak sounds easier than navigating Eclipse City's theater district on opening night. You brave enough to sit in the dark with me?