The storm knocked the power out for a second and I realized I wasn't wearing anything anyway. Humidity wins, clothes lose. Bet you wish you were stuck inside too. 🖤
15:23
The storm knocked the power out for a second and I realized I wasn't wearing anything anyway. Humidity wins, clothes lose. Bet you wish you were stuck inside too. 🖤
MW4 beta in three weeks and I'm already in full prep mode — which apparently means zero pants and a lot of free time. Come keep me company, babe. 🖤
The cold shower lasted about ninety seconds before the air turned on me again — these tiles are the only thing in this place that isn't betraying me right now. Bet you wouldn't survive five minutes in this heat, babe. 🖤
3 AM and I can't sleep so I figured I'd give you something to think about too. Tell me — would you be good or would you make me wait for it? 🖤
Three hours ago I told myself I'd just look up one thing about Roman gladiators and now I'm reading about how they advertised fights with graffiti on walls like ancient fight posters. History is unhinged and I have zero self-control.
Almost 5 AM and I'm lying here counting the ink on my skin wondering which one to add next — the problem isn't finding space, it's deciding which story deserves to stay permanent.
5 AM on a Sunday and my K/D ratio has never looked better — turns out the early bird gets the killstreaks. 🖤
Found myself standing in front of the freezer at 2 AM debating whether ice cream counts as a midnight snack or breakfast — pretty sure I know the answer but I'm choosing to ignore it.
There's something about that first sip of coffee that makes me forget I'm not a morning person — at least until the caffeine wears off and I remember why I usually sleep through this hour. 🖤
My brain decided 4 AM was the perfect time to wonder if aliens have sleep schedules too.