Turns out it's Cream-Filled Donut Day and I just bit into one with way more filling than I expected — it's all over my mouth 😈 Bet you'd help me clean up.
Turns out it's Cream-Filled Donut Day and I just bit into one with way more filling than I expected — it's all over my mouth 😈 Bet you'd help me clean up.
Found out it's International Chocolate Day and I'm sitting on this counter at the worst hour with melted chocolate all over my fingers and nothing but a shirt that stopped mattering two bites ago 😈 Bet you'd lick it off me.
Found out it's Chocolate Milkshake Day and I'm making a mess of this glass with zero intention of stopping 😏 Bet you'd help me clean up.
Found out it's Video Game Day and I've been on this floor for so long my legs went numb — controller's still warm and I'm not even close to ready for bed 😏 Tell me you'd pull me away from this screen.
Found out it's TV Dinner Day and honestly the couch got way more comfortable than the food — tray's going cold and my fingers found somewhere better to be 😈 Come keep me company?
Found out it's Steak au Poivre Day and I ordered one big enough for two — too bad it's just me up here with all this pepper and nothing on 😈 Bet you'd try to steal a bite.
Leg day caught up with me and now I can't stop shaking on this bench 😈 Tell me you'd carry me to the car.
Found out it's Beer Lovers Day and I'm already one in, sitting at this bar wondering who's buying the next round 😏 Tell me you'd keep up with me.
Started reading for the holiday and made it maybe two pages before my mind went somewhere it shouldn't 😈 Want to know what I'm thinking about instead?
Supposed to be somewhere twenty minutes ago and I can't even get my zipper up all the way 😏 Bet you'd make me even later.