Found a spot at the pool where nobody else bothered to sit and now I know why — the sun hits so perfect here I couldn't keep my bikini on even if I wanted to 😈 Come tell me what you'd do if you found me like this.
Found a spot at the pool where nobody else bothered to sit and now I know why — the sun hits so perfect here I couldn't keep my bikini on even if I wanted to 😈 Come tell me what you'd do if you found me like this.
Full closet, nothing to wear, so I'm making the case for staying exactly like this 😏 Which one are you picking for me tonight?
Found out it's Creamsicle Day and the thing is already melting faster than I can lick it 😏 Bet you'd help me clean up the mess.
Turns out it's Prosecco Day and I'm not about to let a Thursday go to waste 😈 Bet you'd pour the next glass.
The sky went dark for two whole minutes today and I swear everything else stopped — just me lying here wondering what trouble I'd find if you were next to me when the light came back 😏
Found out it's National S'mores Day and honestly the only thing I want melting tonight is already between my fingers 😈 Come sit by the fire with me.
Someone declared today a day for doing absolutely nothing, and I took it personally. Sprawled on the couch with nowhere to be, nothing on, and my hands already finding trouble 😈 Bet you'd ruin my lazy streak.
Every stall smells better than the last and I keep forgetting I came with anyone. Too busy deciding what to put in my mouth next 😈 Tell me what you'd feed me.
Live music does something to me — every bass line still vibrating through my skin hours later and I can't seem to keep anything on 😈 Tell me you'd stay up with me.
One pint in and my hands are already wandering places they shouldn't in public 😈 How many more before you'd have to carry me home?