Found a roller disco and I haven't taken these skates off in three hours — my legs are jelly and my top is soaked through but the DJ keeps playing exactly the right songs and I can't stop. Come lace me back up when I finally fall, daddy 😈
Found a roller disco and I haven't taken these skates off in three hours — my legs are jelly and my top is soaked through but the DJ keeps playing exactly the right songs and I can't stop. Come lace me back up when I finally fall, daddy 😈
Saturday morning and I have absolutely nowhere to be — which is exactly why everything I was wearing ended up on the floor before I even got under the sheets. Bet you'd trade places with my pillow right about now 😈
Found out it's National Creamsicle Day and I'm taking that personally. It's melting faster than I can keep up with and I've got orange running down my wrist and onto my collarbone. Bet you'd clean this up better than I can 😈
Apparently it's National Prosecco Day AND National Skinny Dipping Day, and I'm the kind of girl who takes her holidays seriously. The bottle's almost empty and I haven't had a stitch on for an hour. Come find me before the bubbles run out 😈
New moon tonight means the sky is pure black and the Perseids are going off like fireworks. I'm lying on a blanket on the roof counting them and losing track every time a big one streaks across. Come lie next to me, baby — I'll point out the next one 😏
Every single thing I own is in that machine right now, which means I'm stuck here in the one shirt I had left. The lady two machines down keeps staring and I honestly can't tell if she's scandalized or taking notes. Keep me company while I wait, baby? 😏
Everyone's losing their minds about the eclipse tomorrow and I'm just sitting here thinking about what I'd do with you when the light goes out 😏
Drove out past the city lights because apparently the sky's throwing shooting stars at us tonight. Haven't caught one yet but the dark out here is doing something to me — making me want things I can't say out loud. Come watch the sky with me, baby? 😏
Found these at a stall three blocks in and now I can't decide if they make me look mysterious or just hungover. The old man selling them said I look like a movie star, so he's my new favorite person. Tell me honestly — would you take me seriously in these? 😏
The sun came through his windshield and found me exactly like this — shirt open, nothing else on, still half asleep in the passenger seat with my legs up. He went inside to pay for gas and doesn't know I'm taking this. Want to see what he's missing? 😈