Stores already put out the Halloween section and I lost my mind for a solid five minutes. It's my favorite holiday and I'm not waiting til October to start planning. You wanna help me pick a costume?
Stores already put out the Halloween section and I lost my mind for a solid five minutes. It's my favorite holiday and I'm not waiting til October to start planning. You wanna help me pick a costume?
Anyone on the Strip could look up right now and see everything. You like knowing I'm out here like this?
Raiders open the season at home against Miami and I'm already too hype to stay in. Picked this up just for the occasion — you think it passes game-day inspection? 😈
Cardi's headlining iHeartRadio here in two weeks and I already can't sit still. Speakers blasting, way too much energy — you wanna come burn it off with me?
Monday kicked my ass and now I'm kicking off everything else. You wanna keep me company or make me do this alone?
Vegas goes insane next weekend for Labor Day but right now it's just me and these sheets. You keeping me company while it's still quiet?
Getting my nails done pink while scrolling through Raiders cuts like it's my job. Some of these releases are actually criminal. You think I picked the right color?
Preseason's officially done and now the real wait starts. Still got the jersey on and zero plans to take it off. You keeping me company while I count down?
Two weeks till the Raiders home opener and I can't sit still. Too wired to keep my hands off myself — you wanna help me count down the days?
Rookie's been cooking all camp and the Niners are at my place tomorrow. Already can't sit still. You better not make me go alone.